tips on liking people:

  • dont

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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance. Jon Stewart   (via neonchills)

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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via cringing)

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*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via toesteal)

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