thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"
cafai (via fhume)

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

mochispaceship:


kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word