so this guy walks into a bar and half of his head is an orange and the bar tender is all like "oooookkkkk....."
~*~*~*to be cuntinuedddd*~*~*~
Uhh…
Do something sexy
I don’t care, do something sexy, just…
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND WHILE WE’RE HAVING SEX, HOW ABOUT THAT?
(Source: illteartheworldapart)
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